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[05 Feb 2004|08:53pm]

dw33b
IT IS GOD'S WILL TO GUT PREGNANT FISH.
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[24 Jan 2004|01:39am]

dw33b
Is this place dead?
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hey [01 Jan 2004|02:17am]

_vapid
heyy im new ;D i decided to join cause i say "LOL" alot. sometimes i actually laugh at the computer when i say it too.. kind of disturbing isnt it? :) anyway, just saying hii ;D
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I so stole this out of someone's LJ. [04 Sep 2003|03:27am]

ex_luckypara171
[ mood | giggly ]

Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.


PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.



SIGN HERE: Scorpio

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LISTEN UP. [03 Sep 2003|08:25pm]

ex_luckypara171
[ mood | giggly ]

LISTEN UP B1TCHES!

K, so hi I got these off the back of my Ragu Express pack.

1. What can you keep taking and still leave behind?
2. Why was the skeloton alone at the prom?
3. What building has the most stories?












1. Footprints.
2. B/c he had no body to dance with.
3. The library.



K LOL now.

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LOL... [25 Aug 2003|09:48pm]

sedina
[ mood | annoyed ]

I love to say LOL I usto say it so much a few years ago that I actually wrote it in every letter that I wrote lol and I still do to this day.


like this communit.y

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Hi, There I am new, found out about this community from luckyparadise. [10 Jul 2003|07:12pm]

mikeyjacques
[ mood | pleased ]

For fun I enjoy using computer slang in everday conversation, just for a few lol's IRL. This apparently makes me really dorky.

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[10 Jul 2003|12:07pm]

ex_luckypara171
[ mood | angry ]

Hello, have you forgotten about this place?!?!? [yell]

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[22 Jan 2003|05:32pm]

dw33b
Where is everyone?
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lawl [28 Dec 2002|03:07am]

dw33b
[ mood | amused ]

Hay guys this is funny.

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[13 Dec 2002|03:18pm]

badxpanda012
i say lol after anything i say on aim xD
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a funny [19 Nov 2002|02:36pm]

nic_nac
[ mood | giggly ]

i put this in my journal also...i thought it was too funny. hope it makes you all "elohel." ;o)

Finally, the answer to THAT age old questionCollapse )
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Newbie On The Block. [08 Nov 2002|12:35am]

elzbieta
I happened across this, so I thought I'd join.
"Lol" is pretty big out in the gaming world, so I thought this would be a good place to be. =P
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Hey :) [06 Nov 2002|07:01pm]

absolutelt
hey everyone:)

i just joined..
thought it was quite interesting concept :)
anyways, just thought i'd say hi..

love,
m!
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[01 Nov 2002|07:07pm]

dw33b
Why is no one posting here?
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(o: breaking the ice :o) [29 Oct 2002|11:39pm]

nic_nac
[ mood | giddy ]

"My life has been one great big joke.
A dance that's walked,
A song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When I think about myself."


...i think i just may like it here...*sMiLe*

*waves* to everyone in elohel
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[28 Oct 2002|07:30pm]
99percent
I've got a new Lj layout. *dances*
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I had to post this here too [27 Oct 2002|12:46pm]

dw33b
[ mood | amused ]

http://www.fuckcommunism.com/

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=) [27 Oct 2002|01:32am]

dw33b
[ mood | happy ]

This made me lol so I posted it.

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[26 Oct 2002|10:12pm]

natchet
[ mood | amused ]

OK this is Elohel right?
Here is something to type "LOL" about.
I want to do "B.O.B." by Outkast as a cover and record it etc.
Picture me in front of my Mac with my headphones on Trying to learn the lyrics and flow of that song. That is what I've been doing to the annoyance of everyone around me...
That is a sight and a great big
LOL

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